That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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