So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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