Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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