Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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