Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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