I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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