Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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