I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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