i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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