If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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