well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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