How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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