Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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