direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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