....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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