Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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