Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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