I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Drake has all the answers
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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