what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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