Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Dear god my vagina.
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