you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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