But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
How's work?
Spinning.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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