so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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