Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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