my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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