STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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