So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I still have a little drunk in my system
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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