I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Randomize
