Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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