i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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