I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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