Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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