You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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