You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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