I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
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i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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