VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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