I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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