Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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