i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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