so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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