After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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