Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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