if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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