Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Drake has all the answers
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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