can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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