I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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