I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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