But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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