I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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