Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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