Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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