escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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