I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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