Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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