There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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