you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.