remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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