Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I supernannyed him into submission